Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Framing a guy for a

Framing a guy for a massacre he tried to stop and then putting a tip line on the wanted poster is peak government efficiency

Design inspired by Pawnee's most infamous rock band

all within a rough-edged rectangular frame

and "TOWSON DUNDALK WOODLAWN" in smaller white text to the right

Fart Ninja - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Framing a guy for aNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters