CHOAM - Dune - Unisex T-Shirt wolf Bold white rounded bubble text

Bold white rounded bubble text below reads "I HATE PEOPLE

Light blue snow and ice cap accents sit along the tops of each letter in a weathered winter style

a small pink nose

Golden-tan serif text below reads "HAMBURGER HAMLET" in large block letters

CHOAM - Dune - Unisex T-Shirt wolf Bold white rounded bubble textRunning the spice trade through a bureaucracy so ancient it makes your HR department look like a garage startup. CHOAM proves the real Kwisatz Haderach is quarterly earnings. Inspired by Dune. The Details: A red semicircle rests above a white circle containing a spire shape, flanked by white text reading "UNIVERSAL" and "DEVELOPMENT." Large white geometric letterforms spell "CHOAM" with crescent and angular shapes integrated into the typography.