Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi framed by a blue TV-screen

framed by a blue TV-screen glow

Nobody argues because the organ player drowns out dissent

Yellow distressed text reads "EL GUAPO'S" arched above large multicolor rounded letters reading "PLETHORA" in alternating orange and teal

I wrote a song about it

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi framed by a blue TV-screenBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif