Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Arched blue serif text reads

Arched blue serif text reads "RICHMOND VIRGINIA" above large distressed blue block letters reading "BLUEBIRDS

" with "NOBODY GIVES A SHIT" curving beneath it in smaller block letters

mid-stride with glove and ball

with a horizontal scroll banner reading "CAPTAIN" in bold uppercase serif lettering across the center

Illegal Fireworks Director - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Arched blue serif text reads"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer. The Details: Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text