Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaks

Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaks at "the gift that keeps on givin' throughout the year

Bold white distressed text below reads "IT CAME WIT DE FRAME

Small town ball like that held communities together in ways the major leagues never could

Loyalty like that deserves a permanent spot on the couch and full control of the remote

Raised on Hose Water and Neglect - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Cousin Eddie's gift-giving philosophy peaksDrinking from a garden hose that's been baking on asphalt since June was an entire generation's hydration plan. Somehow we all turned out fine, or at least functional enough to joke about it. The Details: Bold black lowercase retro rounded text reads "raised on hose water and neglect" in a stacked centered layout. Below, a green hand drawn illustration depicts the end of a garden hose spraying water in an uneven splatter pattern. Fit & Fabric: Style: