Boobie Bouncer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt massachusetts flanked by light blue wavy

flanked by light blue wavy lines and bubbles

Species-appropriate tragedy

and this guy is proof

Curved distressed white serif text reads "Large Marge" arching across the top

Boobie Bouncer - Long Sleeve T-Shirt massachusetts flanked by light blue wavySpeedboats hitting choppy water at forty miles per hour turn every passenger into a physics demonstration nobody asked for. Marina gift shops figured out how to monetize the phenomenon with two words and zero subtlety. The Details: Bold blue retro style text reads "Boobie" above a blue clip art style illustration of a speedboat cutting through water, trailing a splashing wake. Below the boat, matching blue text reads "Bouncer." Fit & Fabric: Style: