Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt canton Popping wheelies in 1985 apparently

Popping wheelies in 1985 apparently requires the same hushed confession as a canceled Cinemax pilot

that diamond meant everything

Black rough-edged banner at the top contains tan block text reading "TOOTS SHOR

Jagged yellow brushstroke text reads "CRAZY" over "FOR" over "SWAYZE

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex T-Shirt canton Popping wheelies in 1985 apparentlyNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack