Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text stacked left-aligned across three lines reads "DEATH BEFORE DISCO" in blocky letterforms with squared-off edges

Bold black retro display text reads "SAN MARINO" at the top with a slightly distressed texture

containing "TALL FAT" in blue bubble-style lettering

An old school throwback design inspired by the 1977 Benihana Grand Prix boat race

Stop Staring At My Cock - Unisex T-Shirt malibu Bold white uppercase sans-serif textRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY