Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Knowing where every skeleton hides

Knowing where every skeleton hides makes you the most dangerous person Vernon never saw coming

and some become the place you always come back to

the no-smell

Nobody has ever asked him to pace himself twice

Christmas Cocktails - Unisex Hoodie Color:Forest Green Knowing where every skeleton hidesCalling a martini a "little present you give to yourself" sounds like something a therapist would flag, but the Santa hat makes it festive so it's fine. Midcentury glamour exists solely to make coping mechanisms look like lifestyle choices. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reading "Holiday Survival For Everyone" sits on a red banner above a 1950s style illustration of a blonde woman in a Santa hat and black dress holding two martini glasses,