The Beetus - Unisex Sweatshirt bowling A vintage cartoon cherry mascot

A vintage cartoon cherry mascot in a batting stance stands to the right

" "BALL CLUB

" Curved script below reads "Amazing & Painless" above a small tooth icon surrounded by ornamental flourishes

Turns out the only winning move is not to play

The Beetus - Unisex Sweatshirt bowling A vintage cartoon cherry mascotWilford Brimley cloned four times in mop top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar. Every track on the album is just a different way of pronouncing the same word. The Details: Bold white serif text reads "THE BEETUS" across the top. Below, a high contrast black and white caricature portrays four mustachioed figures with mop top hairstyles, arranged in a staggered group portrait mimicking a classic band photo