Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS"

Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS" above two vintage hand-drawn squirrels standing upright on roller skates

flanked by two blue five-pointed stars

Felicia never stood a chance

Large distressed white angular text reads "SKATEWAY" in a bold slanted sans-serif font with a speckled

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Red Arched text reads "ROLLING SQUIRRELS"Stockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit