Safety Third v3 - Unisex Tank Top bowling from Moses to Sandy Koufax

from Moses to Sandy Koufax

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

Bold white text below reads "Union

Ordering two steak sandwiches while someone pitches you on your own murder is peak commitment to lunch

Safety Third v3 - Unisex Tank Top bowling from Moses to Sandy KoufaxDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head